Reason #465 not to have kids...
Notice that's not an out house on a farm where women kept birthing future farm workers until they died from pregnancy or post partum depression
@GreenAtheist Are you always this much fun? You might consider that some of this is supposed to be humorous. It's just a joke
Kids will learn when mom slams the door shut one second later with his fingers around the door off the handle he is mastering
Can happen to dad's too.
My 3 year old daughter thinks it's hilarious to open the door when I am taking a and leaving it open..