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Jehovah's Witnesses stopped by yesterday as I was working on own place for change. There was "Barry" (nice tie Bare!) , 2 stayed in the van and the pretty young lady to get my attention.

To connect with me, they immediately went after technology. They must have assumed that I dislike technology? IDK, but that was the opening "gotcha"! According to none other than "Barry", technology has been the tool of Satan since, well...forever. "Barry" does not hold back!
My unanswered question to them was " are we supposed to live in caves and eat berries?" ( I left the Taliban out of the equation.). I was simply given a dramatic BuyBull verse reading instead.

It was the usual give and take. All of us pleasing personalities just relaxing on my porch. The JW Babe did take note of my fine sturdy GodLess son. He's done quite well without being lied to Lady...and he knows it and appreciates it. And he was listening oh so closely to Dad's conversation with his new friend "Barry".

After they left, my son and I made note of their Anti Technology rant. They drove a late model car. ( no walking for these Luddites!) Left me with JW.com printed on their business card. And ....the topper of course, was that The Babe had the buybull downloaded onto her smartphone.

twill 7 Aug 8
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I haven't seen them in over two years. I think part of it was because when the last two were at my home I told them to give me a minute to get the holy book; I came back with the FSM Gospel and they were originally shocked. I also let them know of my college 5 religion classes and that I like the FSM much more than Yahweh who is just a part of polytheism.

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Reminds me of Moses David and his "hookers for Jesus" before his whole "children of god "paedophile ring came crashing down around his ears.

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Using sex for god because he is unable to flip your trigger on his own. Pathetic. If there was an all knowing god she would know I would not trust any human with their varying opinions. Ahe would know that I would not trust any worda they said as qhat god wanted to say would be too important to get second hand. She would know I would know that would only accept her words and I would reject any persons words as false, simply because she would know me.

She has not bothered to make a peraonal house call.

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