I'm still pissed off over the Easter Bunny.

Youth are our only hope ...though, I remember that being said about my generation

Love all those cutesy stories about Saint Nick . . . the patron saint of thieves and prostitutes. Why aren't there more Christmas stories featuring thieves and prostitutes? There could be a feel-good Lifetime movie about a kindly, old man buying young women out prostitution or motivating young people to pursue a career alternative to thievery. Instead, they just tell people to go to bed and you'll have treats when you wake up.