Vibrators are so amazingly cheap, easy to get and effective, women can get their own orgasms just as men have done with porn.

Patient - Doctor, doctor... Every time I take a drink of coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my eye!

Doctor - Well... take the SPOON OUT OF THE CUP!

IE - Obvious, ain't it?

"Young adults who attend religious services more than once a month are about 40 percent more likely to report that they are very happy, compared with their peers who are not religious at all, according to our analysis of the GSS (People with very infrequent religious attendance are even less happy than never-attenders; in terms of happiness, a little religion is worse than none.)"

The bit in brackets caught my eye. I've got a few theories but they're just speculation.

Well there is a surprise! I am old and it makes me unhappy too.