Does what we overhear always reflect reality? Imagine this, just change the details.

WARNING: may be offensive to some readers. #behaviour #overhearing #interpreting #mishearing.

A cleaning lady was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, "Yes sir. The wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.They played a game called BRIDGE. Last night, a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you got."

Another man said, "I got strength, but not much length." And then, another man said to a lady, "Take your hand off my trick." I pretty much near dropped dead, when a lady answered, "You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one good raise."

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor. Two ladies were talking and one said, "Now, it's my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine."

Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we can go home. This is our last rubber."