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Oh what fun it to an Atheist at this time of year.
Yesterday, while biding my time to keep an appointment, I was sitting on a public bench, enjoying the shade and resting my aching legs when along came, Yes, you guessed it, 2 Bible-thumpers handing out pamphlets with " Remember, Jesus is the Reason for the Season" printed in very bold letters on them.
They proceeded to try and hand me one whilst asking " Have you found Jesus?"
I just couldn't help myself and replied, quite nicely, " No, is he still lost,that must be longest game of Hide and Go Seek in history, he'd have to the world Champion by now."
They then tried to tell how Jesus is the real reason for the Yule Tide Season which is fast approaching.
Again, I could NOT help myself and simply responded with, " Did you known that the ACTUALLY reason for the season is because of the position of this planet, Earth, is in right here and now is the one, the only and the REAL reason for the season and what you so loosely claim to be the Yule Tide is actually based upon the very and even more ancient Northern European Tradition of burning a very massive YULE log in the fireplace of the Communal Dwelling starting from the day of the Winter Solstice and ending when the winter snows began to melt away announcing the arrival of Spring."
"Is it not quite strange and odd how Christianity had so few traditions initially that it desperately needed to adopt and warp the traditions of the so-called Pagan Cultures just to gain them?"
It looks very much like I have, yet again, put the 'spoilers' on the celebrations of a few more of the Faithfools, so sad, too bad, I'm glad and I hope it gets their minds to thinking for a change.

Triphid 9 Nov 28
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Thank you ...you did sanity a service 🙂

Varn Level 8 Nov 28, 2019

Don't thank me after all , it was a pleasure.

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Usually any cutting remark to the botherers will make them run a mile. It's soft targets they are after, not up front nonbelievers. But, don't beat yourself up too much. Even I have been known to make the occasional quip at the believers. Yes, even me! Recently I was jogging along an esplanade I live near, and two botherers were knocking at some sap's door, and I called out, "Don't waste your time. I'm sure it's a house of the Devil!" They shot around and glared disapprovingly as I jogged by grinning. But anyway, you should know better than to talk to Xians about the real history of their religion. It's not like they are interested or anything. As comic Dave Allen once said, Jesus was born at Christmas and died at Easter. He didn't hang around long, did he?

Two botherers? LMAO! Love it! I dodged a bullet the other day when a couple of them rang my doorbell. I should have opened the door and invited them in to help me fix my pentagon.

Aw, give a bloke a break here, it IS the time to be jolly is it not?

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