I'll have to see my mother next week. Which do you think she would she find most offensive? Agnostic, Wiccan, or Neo Pagan? Since she admitted to voting for Trump I make it a practice to needle her at every opportunity. When we last spoke I asked if she had ever read The Constitution or Bill of Rights. She admitted that she may have read them in school, but not since then. At 86 school was a long time ago. I need to go to Barnes and Noble anyway, I wonder if it's printed up with a nice binding? She is a weekly churchgoer, but seems to know zero scripture. Since they Baptized her dammed dog, I've wondered what exactly that guy is preaching. I find people demonstrating their ignorance to be painful, so I haven't followed through with that impulse yet. Do you think they would simply throw me out, tie me up and gather firewood, or call the cops?