A little Religious humor. I live in the south so I know both of these well and it’s about right.
What’s the difference in a southern baptist and a Methodist?
The Methodist will speak to you at the Liquor store.
The preachers from both will help you carry out your beer!
 DavidLaDeau
                                                
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                                                    DavidLaDeau
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Feb 10, 2020                                            
                                        There is a similar joke about Mormons in Starbucks
 LenHazell53
                                                
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                                                Feb 10, 2020
                                            
                                                
                                                    LenHazell53
                                                
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                                                Feb 10, 2020                                            
                                        Ha, ha.
“A Methodist is nothing but a Baptist who can read and write.”
A River Runs Through it
 WilliamFleming
                                                
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                                                    WilliamFleming
                                                
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                                                Feb 9, 2020                                            
                                        Shame and fear, the gasoline of all religion.
 hailDrewcifer
                                                
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                                                    hailDrewcifer
                                                
                                                Level 3
                                                Feb 9, 2020                                            
                                        No doubt. I lived in shame and fear for a long time. Good to have those chains off of me.