A little Religious humor. I live in the south so I know both of these well and it’s about right.
What’s the difference in a southern baptist and a Methodist?
The Methodist will speak to you at the Liquor store.
The preachers from both will help you carry out your beer!
There is a similar joke about Mormons in Starbucks
Ha, ha.
“A Methodist is nothing but a Baptist who can read and write.”
A River Runs Through it
Shame and fear, the gasoline of all religion.
No doubt. I lived in shame and fear for a long time. Good to have those chains off of me.