Maybe you are not getting laid because religion is a fraud. If you spent any portion of your life giving 10% of your life's income to the church, this money could have been better spent buying dinner, drinks, movie tickets, paying for hotel rooms etc. for women you were dating. But instead you gave it to the cause of insanity. This prevented you from finding your soul mate. Now your not getting laid... ??

The fates are indifferent. You and billions of others aren't getting laid. Complaining is counterproductive. Go forth and woo a woman; it's your only hope.

Religion is a fraud because it is a complete lie. Since you are a golden retriever who can use a computer and can write, you should be able to make enough in TV appearances alone to buy all the nookie your little puppy dog heart desires.

Two distinctly different questions there with entirely different answers. The first one is not your fault but the second one is.