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Let's ask the big question: why is religion a fraud, & why am I not getting laid?

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Atheist3 7 Feb 16
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Religion: lying about God. Getting laid: lying with a woman.

Remember poor Mary, Mother of God: She had a God almighty fuck (with her own unborn Son).

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Maybe you are not getting laid because religion is a fraud. If you spent any portion of your life giving 10% of your life's income to the church, this money could have been better spent buying dinner, drinks, movie tickets, paying for hotel rooms etc. for women you were dating. But instead you gave it to the cause of insanity. This prevented you from finding your soul mate. Now your not getting laid... ??

Maybe it's poor technique? "Yer sum kinda hot tomata!"
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Level 8

The fates are indifferent. You and billions of others aren't getting laid. Complaining is counterproductive. Go forth and woo a woman; it's your only hope.

Alas, all hope is gone!
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Level 9

Religion is a fraud because it is a complete lie. Since you are a golden retriever who can use a computer and can write, you should be able to make enough in TV appearances alone to buy all the nookie your little puppy dog heart desires.

Scuse me! Labrador! And therein lies the problem. I keep getting mistaken for another breed.

@Atheist3 Evidently you have a harder time with taking a selfie than typing. It is not a very clear picture. 🙂

@Sticks48 'Free the dogs! Chain the people!" How much clearer can it be? 🐶

@Atheist3 it's that darn fish eye lens, makes you look very cute BTW 🙂

@girlwithsmiles Talk to me dirty! 😳

@Atheist3 woof woof?

@girlwithsmiles I can't resist! Let's get together for tea. Oh yeah, we're an ocean apart. Tell me more.
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Level 7

Two distinctly different questions there with entirely different answers. The first one is not your fault but the second one is. 😆😆😆

You may have a point! 😟
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