Homer J. Simpson

I like Nietzsche also. I also like Plato, Epicurus, Thomas Hobbes, and John Serle.

I am also a fan of Nietzche. I also like George Carlin and Confucius.

Simpsons are my favorite philosophers. As a collective their outlook on life is superb.

BOB MARLEY, Carlos Castaneda.

The Sayings of Chiang Tzu are worth a read as he is one of the very few early philosophers with a sense of humor.

In Alice Through The Looking Glass I like the scene where she meets Humpty Dumpty:
"‘Don’t stand there chattering to yourself like that,’ Humpty Dumpty said, looking at her for the first time, ‘but tell me your name and your business.’

‘My name is Alice, but —’

‘It’s a stupid enough name!’ Humpty Dumpty interrupted impatiently. ‘What does it mean?’

‘must a name mean something?’ Alice asked doubtfully.

‘Of course it must,’ Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh: ‘my name means the shape I am — and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.’"

Lewis Carroll's allusion to the philosophy of language.

Philosoraptor challenges common philosophies in our modern age. Sometimes a contraversal figure.

Isnt a philosopher just a person with an opinion?

Heidegger, Husserl, Sartre, Pierce. Phenomenologists, an existentialist, and a pragmatist. Sounds like the beginning of a joke, if you got them walking into a bar. ?

Yogi Berra

I like Francis Bacon, Locke, Hume, Russell, Whitehead, Wittgenstein...

Frances Bacon and then the old greeks, I think we too often reinvent the wheel.
The ancient greek philosophers were wealthy, they had slaves, they didn't have to work. They had the time to ponder, deeply.

I doubt you can impress many girls with this line.

Bertrand Russel. My father, who was a philosophy professor, told me about a faculty party where Russel was. People were fawning all over him. A beautiful female grad student walked right up to him, interrupting the conversation, and said, "Why is it that you haven't written anything good since Principia Mathematica?". The fawning fans were aghast. He was unperturbed, looked her in the eyes and said, "Well my dear, just after that I discovered fucking and I haven't been able to do a thing since".

Bob Dylan

In the introduction to his work Ecce Homo, Nietzsche is full of self laudatory praise as is evident from is statement: "Why I Write Such Good Books" Wondering if Nietzsche is an atheist is like wondering if the Pope is a Catholic...LOL Undoubtedly, Thus Spake Zarathustra was misappropriated and misunderstood by the Nazi Regime. The Übermensch stands in contrast the the "other world" of heaven and pie in the sky of Christianity. Tragically, Nietzsche contracted Syphilis.
Bertrand Russell did not regard Nietzsche as a great philosopher because according to Russell, Nietzsche was too emotional.

Wittgenstein, Russell, William of Ockham, Alfred North Whitehead, Neitzsche, Frege,

Budha

Tupac. I keep it short with a book of quotes.

Do you mean Zhuangzi (Chuang Tzu)?

Nietzsche and some contempories of my time.

Ayn Rand. I know Objectivism doesn't get a lot of love with most philosophers, lol, but I don't care.

I should also say I am an Objectivist, not a Randist. Rand has mentioned things that I believe are contradictory to Objectivism.

These are all issues for longer discussions, but I am intrigued how others will respond to this question.