"Christian Right activist Dave Daubenmire said on his “Pass the Salt Live” webcast yesterday that masturbation was wrong in part because it was a form of homosexuality.

You’re touching yourself, therefore you’re touching someone of the same sex, therefore it’s totally gay. #ChristianLogic"

"Patricia Rego is running for an open seat in Sauk County’s 4th supervisory district in Wisconsin. The election is this Tuesday and she seems like a perfectly normal candidate, but one man is determined to stop her.
Joseph Ohler Jr., a “33-year-old former cheese packer who currently is unemployed and lives with his father,” is waging a write-in campaign against her for a simple reason: He knows she’s a witch.

And wait till you hear how he worked it all out:

He said he could not find Patricia Rego… listed as a member of any local churches. And he determined through online research that she previously worked in Madison, which he describes as “Wisconsin’s socialist capital.”

By deduction, Ohler said, he therefore believes Rego practices witchcraft with the Circle Sanctuary, a neo-pagan church located west of Madison.

So she wasn’t on any church’s member rolls, and she once lived in Madison, therefore SHE MUST BE A WITCH! #ChristianLogic"