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The Easter Story should properly begin... "Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away...".

georockwolf1 5 Mar 31
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There's a really good fantasy book called To Reign in Hell. It was funny, and I won't spoil it, but it does paint a hapless picture of the supposed deity and angels.

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Yes. Or Genisis.

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There was an inspired evil tyrannical alien called JE SUS the unbelievable. he used his bullshit lies on his own peoples and they just laughed and lasered his 5 enormous testicles leaving him pawn broken. he being the horrible little fucker he was looked for a weaker creature on a planet far far away to ply his fucking bullshit and then he found them out of all the creatures on this planet called earth who nearly all just ignored the twat. a species that actually had quite a big brain compared to all the others. they were called humans and mostly he found completely weak gullible fools which suited him perfectly. every lie he told they just believed it and took the complete fucking piss with them. it seemed he could tell most of them anything and they would just believe it. JE SUS was just a sad little fuck too his own people who just took the piss saying things like for fucks sake god damn it fuck up so he did and as time went by he died of testicular overload, a very common problem on his planet considering all the nuts and talking such bollocks. unbeknown to him most of these humans never forgot all the bollocks he showed them and eventually all murdered each.
THE END

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Hey you could have Jesus Waterwalker in the lead role, but instead of bowing down to be killed for no good reason, he actually fights back and Kills his Father Darth Jealous in an epic battle for intergalactic peace.

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About 35 years ago someone wrote a sci-fi story based upon the supernova that supposedly appeared.
The punchline to the story was that a brilliant civilisation had been destroyed by the supernova and finally homo sapiens had crossed the divide to discover the source of their fairy tale religion.

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Makes as much sense.

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Please don't insult Star Wars like that.

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