Happy Dying and Resurrecting Deity Day! (April 1st)
Jesus joins deities from Osiris and Inanna to Dionysus in dying and successfully resurrecting. Other deities, such as the Divine Twins and Persephone, did not physically die but descended to the underworld and came back.
Christian apologists explain that these myths of dying/resurrecting deities were concocted by Satan to fool people.
Go figure.
Funny that the "resurrection day" coincided with April's Fool dday