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This priest didnt think anyone knew the true meaning of Easter anymore. So after Mass one day he calls over one of his parishioners. "My son, any chance you know the true meaning of Easter?" Well Father I'm pretty sure it has something to do with eggs he replied. Go away says the priest. He calls over another parishioner. My son is there any chance you know the true meaning of Easter? Well Father I'm pretty sure it has something to do with bunnies. Go away says the priest. The priest is going to take one more try and calls over another parishioner. My son is there any chance that you know the true meaning of Easter? Well Father I'm pretty sure they crucified Christ, took him off the cross, put him in a cave...
Wait, says the priest, and he calls back the other two parishioners. Now this guy is going to tell you the true meaning of Easter says the priest, go ahead.
Well they crucified Christ, took him off the cross, put him in a cave, moved a big rock in front of the cave, in the morning Christ awakens, pushes the rock from in front of the cave, and he comes out and if he sees his shadow there's 6 more weeks of winter.

lerlo 8 Apr 12
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The punch line I heard had (...six more weeks of basketball.)

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Dumb priest. Predicting the future is not his thing.

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