Question

I'm sitting in a cafeteria next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Injured."

She shook her head at the news. Then, turning to me, she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

Lilac-JadeCanada 9

Answer 1

This joke dates back to George W. Bush.

The Original

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Answer 2

I don't know but it hurts when they pull the wax off.


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