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JOKES THAT MADE ME LAUGH:
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

A bus full of unattractive people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on, the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

paul1967 8 Apr 2
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A young Lad and a Gal decide they are going to have sex for the first time. The Gal says, "I want you to meet my Parents First and bring Condoms" So the guy goes to the pharmacy and ask the guy behind the counter for some condoms. Guy Replies How Many, What size Pack, we have 3, 12 & 24 packs? I think we are going to be doing it a lot so I better have the 24 pack. He pays for them and heads out the door. That night at dinner, He is running late so barely has time to set down for dinner when the mother says would anyone like to say grace. The Lad starts in with a long prayer and just keeps going on and on. His Gal, whispers "I didn't know you were so religious" He whispers back "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist"

LMAO best joke

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brilliant! especially the ugly one 😀

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Thanks for the chuckle. 😀

Betty Level 8 Apr 2, 2018
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Today I had someone tell me...

"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?"

Head and shoulders...

Womp womp

MrHIT Level 5 Apr 2, 2018
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That is dam funny.

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