Stone the crows some people say the dumbest things, don't they.
Evangelidiot just knocked on my door and said, " I saw your lights were on, are you awake?"
I mean it's like 6.20am here, outside it's still darker and colder than Mother Theresa's heart so why wouldn't someone have the lights on?
So, Evangelidiot then TELLS me that I must invite him to share a meal at my house with him, saying to me, "It is the Christian thing to do."
So I figured that I'd answer both his questions in the one sentence so I said to him, " Well the lights are on, BUT, I'm practicing sleeping with my eyes open and I need the lights to see what I'm dreaming about and as to 'inviting' you over for a meal, well the rules of etiquette are that YOU are expected to wait to be invited and NOT that YOU must be invited."
He looked quite puzzled for a minute or so and then said, " How do you go about this practicing sleeping with your eyes open, does it bring you any closer to Jesus?"
I was visiting a college where my brother went and sitting on the lawn with my friends when some hari krishna peoples showed up to fuck up our day. I said didn't god die for your sins? Is non-belief in god a sin? Because no matter what I do or think while alive he forgives for everything afterlife. So it makes no sense to spend my days devoted to a mythical creature that will forgive me for not believing in him anyways, WTH?
As an adjunct to the above, I decided to do 'the neighbourly thing' yesterday and took Evangelidiot a container of my freshly home-made Ham and vegetable soup.
To my shock he refused it on the grounds that,