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Just some questions that might make you feel kind of ..... not sure what that word is. sometimes I just like to ask Google questions.
how long has planet Earth been around? Google says about four and a half billion years.

how long has life been around? Google says some estimates are as high as four billion years. the lower end of the estimates about 3.5 billion years. so just a billion years for a mostly rocky mud ball to produce life.

how long does it take the Milky Way to spin around one time? Google says about 230 million years. that's about 828,000 miles per hour or about 17.3 times since life is been around.

how long have Homo sapiens existed? Google says about 200,000 years. Humanity hasn't even made one complete circuit around the Galaxy.

when were pancakes invented? Google says about 30,000 years ago.

how long has written language been around? Google says around 3200 BC. so 5200 years of written language plus or minus a smidge.

so that means pancakes were made from memory with no written instructions for 25000 years or so. amazing. instructions or depictions of making butter date back about 4500 years. maple syrup in it's more modern form wasn't patented until 1858. I shudder to think about pancakes being around so long without syrup and butter. astounding. let's hear it for oral tradition. (applause)

just trying to gain a little perspective.
y'all take care.

hankster 9 July 10
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Maybe they weren't even pancakes, but just pastry crusts. When we were kids, our parents took us to granny's farm. Our granny used to make food for her pigs in a real oven with a fire inside. When she had finished making vegetable stew with corn grits for the pigs, we put pieces of dough into the heated stove. We rolled the dough with wheat flour and water and added salt. And you know, we called it pancakes and put it on the menu at our kid's restaurant. Which one of you also played restaurant when you were a kid? I'm glad I know how to make real pancakes and thin pancakes today. I found the clearest recipe at [palacinky.org] if you're interested.

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You are interested in funny topics. I think you could have some kind of interesting and informative blog to tell people about some of your experiences or knowledge. I have a tumblr diary. Even my minor knowledge of science or botany sometimes draws readers to me. By the way, to learn the answers to such questions you can watch short documentaries on youtube. I watch them at breakfast.

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Modern form of maple syrup? Corn syrup with artificial flavor? Unheard of with genuine pancakes, flapjacks or French toast! IMO

modern form of maple syrup - a patented process for boiling it down and making it thicker after they drain it from the tree.

@hankster Yeah that's a given, but the first people didn't have a patent office to get a patent for boiling maple sap into a thicker syrup. 😉 Maple covered cinnamon rolls are good too.😊

@oldFloyd very true. yum.

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Everything, including the babble, the Illiad & Odyssey, for example, were Only verbally retained for thousands of years. Our brains still have that capacity, but writing makes it superfluous.

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How cool, here’s a pancake history link: [nationalgeographic.com]
I never knew, thanks for the education 😊

thank you for the article! tasty stuff! 😊

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Who knew pancakes had such s fascinating history? Well, now we all do. 😁

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This is silly, random, and fun lol

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Our lives are just a blip.

barjoe Level 9 July 10, 2020

and a flip if we're lucky.

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A wonderful post for me to read as I rouse myself from bed in the morning. My day has started well. Thanks.

Petter Level 9 July 10, 2020

you are very welcome. I'm glad your rousing went well. 😋

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I prefer Bing so I Binged a few to compliment your stuff.

-- The Earth has a mass of 5.9736×10 24 kg (5.9 trillion trillion kilograms) or 1.31668×10 25 lbs (13 billion trillion tons -- 1.3,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)

-- The Sun is 5,000,000,000 years old and burns 600,000,000 tons of hydrogen fuel every second -- the equivalent of one Earth mass every 70,000 years. It will burn for another 5,000,000,000 years then run out of fuel, expand into a red giant and incinerate Venus, Mercury, and, sadly, the Earth.

--- The largesty known star is VY Canis Majoris, a red hypergiant at 1,800 to 2,100 solar radii; which is about 1,975,000,000 kilometers or 1.227 x 10^9 miles in diameter. Now I don't kno what all that means but it sounds really big.

-- Quasars inhabit the center of active galaxies, and are among the most luminous, powerful, and energetic objects known in the universe, emitting up to 1000X the energy output of the Milky Way, which contains 200 billion–400 billion stars.

This is the reason I never became an astronomer, too much math.

Learning new things is fun!

interesting, but what does it taste like? yeah that math stuff is a b****.

@hankster Science has determined the earth tastes like a bean burrito. Physicist, Lawrence Krauss dined on a slice of Norway in 1997 to make that determination.

@Sgt_Spanky kind of makes sense. I don't know why.

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Fun. Pancake making, self rectifying system.

such is the life of batter.

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If it wasn't cooked in a pan... it's it still a pancake?🤔🧐

that is a fantastic question! I wonder If a smooth rock counts as a pan. stoneware? I guess a pan might need to have sides or has hooves. I have to do a little research on that.

@hankster ... or maybe a pan is just Spanish bread.

@Petter could be. 🍞🤔 this is getting complicated

@hankster Try adding Wikipedia to the mix and having a real mental blowout!

@Petter I just might do that. then again, I might need to sneak up on it. , you have to be a little careful about what you add to the mix.

@hankster Like mixing wine with beer gives you a headache?

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