Discovered the bees nest in my back yard is a wasps(insect, not KKK) nest. And wasps are flying assholes(not unlike KKK). Bees apparently don't make nests in cones. I'm going in tonight in camo(old coat and motorcycle helmet) and swat gear(fly swatter). I have chemical weapons(raid) and the attack will commence when I get the nerve and darkness falls(maybe tomorrow). I hope to come out unscathed but sacrifices must be made. Those asshole wasps must fall! I thought I'd try verbal insults first then proceed to beatings then tear . Gotta be fair ya know.
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Wasps really are assholes.
KKGator
Level 9
July 26, 2020
1
Oh yea? I'm a bigger asshole.
As a beekeeper, (NOT a waspkeeper, of course) I'd strongly urge you to call a professional! Angry wasps can seriously hurt you!
LucyLoohoo
Level 9
July 26, 2020
1
I'll outflank them in the night. They will suffer..........HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Here's my plan. Fill the garden hose with vinegar. Place the sprinkler under the nest. When its dark, sneak out and turn on the pressure. Back in the house and start recording.
I'll be wearing my body cam during the attack, stay tuned.
PondartIncbendog
Level 8
July 26, 2020
0
I wish you well on your mission hopefully it is accomplished quickly and efficiently. I too have fought the enemy in the air and in the tunnels (burrowing yellow jackets) I ended up having to Nuke them with an H-100. (1/4 stick of dynamite) stay safe!
oldFloyd
Level 8
July 26, 2020
1
I plan to save some of them for questioning and intense waterboarding.
You probably would be better off getting the professionals in. You may be sorry.
Jolanta
Level 9
July 26, 2020
1
I'm already sorry. Good soldiers never call professionals......umm......
hate those damned things.
redhog
Level 7
July 26, 2020
1
Yeah. Its a dangerous job, and I'm the warrior to battle them. Someone's got to stop them before they take the whole city!
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