Question

Here are a couple old jokes. Groaner alerts.

What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an athiest?
Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason at all.

What did the Unitarian burn in his neighbor's yard?
A question mark.

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Answer 1

Did you hear about the Mormon cat? 9 wives!

Answer 2

The only Mormon joke I know is so racist and anti-Mormon that I won't tell it here. Sorry.

The only excuse I have is that a Hispanic Mormon told it to me.

Answer 3

Mormons knock on doors for no reason as well. LOL I moved to Utah 4 years ago, before that I didn't know their top angel is Moron-I.

You can't make this shit up....lol but Joi Smith did!

Answer 4

Q: How many men does it take to put a new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser? A: No one knows.


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