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First day of home school.
There isn't enough coffee in the world for this.

Oy.

KKGator 9 Sep 8
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You have my empathy, I'd be relying on hard liquor for myself.

I've been thinking about tequila all day.
LOL

@KKGator Mommy's special "juice" cheers!

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Learn some good knots, hang rope from the ceiling, get Ritalin or other similar drug that focuses the mind. Tie the kids so they are suspended over the books or screen. Force them to take the Ritalin (or bribe, important part is to get it in them so they focus). Monitor them until the drugs kick in and they are focused on what is in front of them. Pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

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OH you poor thing...just remember the immortal words of Bill Murray in the movie "Meatballs"..."IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...IT JUST DOESNT MATTER"...😁😂

I'm okay, just a little exasperated. LOL
It's mostly the 2nd grade stuff.
Apparently, I am NOT smarter than a 2nd grader.
🤣

Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor can't fix.
😉

@KKGator I don't know if I would let a child with a bottle of Jack anywhere NEAR a straight razor...they could hurt you😳😂

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The very best in good thoughts and if I had drugs I's share them with you. 🙂

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My sympathies

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Good luck with that 🙂

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How old are your kiddos?

Girl child, 7
Boy child, 12
Girl child, 15

My nephew's kids

@KKGator Hopefully only the little one needs help with classes. The others should hopefully be self-directed?

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All that you need to Teach them is to love learning, then place them in close proximity to books and they will educate themselves.

Some of them will educate themselves. Others will dance.

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That's why this atheist never had children.

Neither did this atheist.
They're my nephew's children.
I'm the resident "elder".
🤣

@KKGator Ah well at least you get to give them back lol

I had 2 children much to my dismay. I'm the most impatient person! I've never met anyone worse. So I could never home school I would have to sit on my hands a long long time so I didn't slap anyone.

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I wish I had words of wisdom for you. I don't. Just hang in there, there has to be an end to this somewhere.

Yes, but will it come before I die?
🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KKGator If I had the answer to THAT question I'd be much happier, and maybe rich. My only advice on that one is "don't hold your breath."

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