The last line would appear to of been written by a typical illogical atheist.

A correction to the last sentence would read, "Buy a bible, read it fully, analyze it, reason it, and you will be a GOD". Illogical atheist has obviously not fully read and analyzed otherwise.

...or a religious figuratist.

There's an old saying that 'no one can sincerely go to seminary school and come out believing in God'. Once you learn all the origins and contradictions of the Bible stories, belief just doesn't make as much sense any more.

That's why there are support societies for reformed priests -- to help them remake their largely wasted previous lives.