Made me laugh ....haikuS were fun in 7th grade when young women were growing breasts and young men mastered poetic romantic words hidden in our notebooks.... if only my hallway locker neighbor would not have blushed when I let her read my quick praise of her beauty .... a smile and date at the movies would have been a dream come true....instead I was a virgin until 1970 when all the snychronised swimmers only dated top athletes too stupid to write a poem .... sapiophiles then like me had to sing in the park until an older woman chose me for a first love

English, the language,
Has two excellent uses
Poetry and fraud..

Of so long ago
I once knew how
Now I am unknown use

I think that is close!!!
Have not none this in over fifty years!!!

I can't be of help
Long ago I used to know
Now I can't recall.

This quarantine stinks
A discovery I made
Need a fucking bath