Hey, just out of curiosity, has there been a mini-rapture and no-one has bothered to tell my neighbourhood?
Six days have passed here and the neighbourhood Evangelidiot is absolutely nowhere to seen, heard nor smelled.
Peace, glorious and wonderful peace and quiet has reigned here since early Sunday morning at long, long last.
IF anyone should find him PLEASE do NOT return him.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.ENJOY!!!!!!
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Dec 3, 2020
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Oh no worries on that point we ALL are enjoying it immensely.
Day 7, and still noticeable by his absence.
@Triphid Maybe duh lawd called him home??
@Lilac-JadeCanada With his rather rank and continuous body odour, penchant for ALWAYS being absolutely knowing everything and anything even when he has gotten something 100% wrong, like for example, his plan to build and use a Steam-powered Generator system to make his electricity costs lower by using Mains electricity to to produce the steam.
Btw, he told a few months ago that " He IS ONLY permitted to attend services at the church he goes IF he bathes right before he leaves home."
Since, in his own words here, " I only bathe or shower every second or third week," I doubt if Sky Daddy would have him and his very noticeable stink anyway.
@Triphid Ooooohhhhhh....I just ate.......!!!!!!!!!
@Lilac-JadeCanada Sorry about upsetting you and your stomach, I do, most sincerely, apologise for doing that.
@Triphid Hahahahaha....thanks. Seriously, how can anyone leave off bathing for that long? I guess he doesn't keep sanitizer or soap around for his hands either. I bath every day, & wash my hands about 15-20 times a day, or more depending on what I'm doing.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Well, people often comment on how often I wash and scrub my hands, a throw-back I suppose to my nursing days.
Me, I hate even thinking I might just have the merest whiff of B.O. so I take at least 2-3 showers per day, will NOT leave the house to go shopping, etc, etc, UNLESS I have showered, shaved, used deodorant and put on CLEAN clothes.
Btw, Evangelidiot once proudly told me, quote, " I wash my laundry when I have a shower or a bath because it saves water and I don't use a clothes line to hang them out to dry, I just drape them over the ends of chairs, tables and the bed."
Oh, and he also, quote, "Refuses to use soap because God did NOT create soap, man did."
@Triphid We need an ''eeewwwww'' button. I don't know how anyone can live like that.
Does he not realize man created the homes we live in, the clothes we wear, the heating/cooling machines we use, our transport,.......you get the picture....
@Lilac-JadeCanada Oh yeah, I sure do and have always gotten the picture that's for certain.
But, instead a mere "eeeew' icon/emoji or whatever they are called I think an "up-Chuck/Vomit one" would be far more appropriate given some the utterly Gastric Purgative, emetic garbage that some seem to want us to swallow from time to time.
@Triphid I have a few of those too.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Love them, over here we call the Barf Bucket a Chunder Bucket and barfing " Calling out to George."
@Triphid Plenty out there, but I had these in my files, for use about religious nonsense.
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