Sitting here enjoying my ciggie and cup of coffee when I hear through the window a little voice asking, " Mummy, what are those 2 big lizards doing?"
Curious, I look out onto from front path and see Joanna the Goanna in a 'passionate embrace' lizard style with her latest and newest paramour.
The mother, looking quite embarrassed, answers her daughter, " Nothing baby, they are just having a wrestling game, that's all, now come on we need to get some bread and milk from the shop and then get back home before it gets too hot."
So now I'm sitting thinking to myself, " Joanna, please have a little more decorum, there are secluded and better places for you to 'surrender' to the 'urge to merge' than on the front path."