If it ain't bad enough having his house used for a party while he is M.I.A.
Now it is raining cats and dogs, well dogs at least since there quite a few Puddles around atm, Poodles crossed with Pugs btw LOL, and his 'expert' skills at digging out the soil in his yard and replacing it with a mix of cement powder and crushed stone absolutely everywhere have now resulted in his yard become, steadily, a minor lake PLUS his 'expertise' at re-routing his guttering has caused a back-flow of water into the roof spaces which is now dripping into his house.
The Fingerprinters from the Police are now using umbrellas both inside and outside of the house.
I guess Jeebus Chrust and Sky Daddy are being truly remiss in their jobs of 'watching' over Evagelidiot's house atm.
Did he abandon his house unexpectedly. Missed a chapter or two in your saga. Lol
No, neighbourhood consensus is that he has probably gone on his regular annual walk-about Surf Expedition.