If it ain't bad enough having his house used for a party while he is M.I.A.
Now it is raining cats and dogs, well dogs at least since there quite a few Puddles around atm, Poodles crossed with Pugs btw LOL, and his 'expert' skills at digging out the soil in his yard and replacing it with a mix of cement powder and crushed stone absolutely everywhere have now resulted in his yard become, steadily, a minor lake PLUS his 'expertise' at re-routing his guttering has caused a back-flow of water into the roof spaces which is now dripping into his house.
The Fingerprinters from the Police are now using umbrellas both inside and outside of the house.
I guess Jeebus Chrust and Sky Daddy are being truly remiss in their jobs of 'watching' over Evagelidiot's house atm.
That's so funny....I shouldn't laugh, but it's funny!!!
Keep on laughing, I have been for most of the morning so far.
Even more so now that after a quick peek over the fence to see his backyard is about 6" deep under water and the run-off from the road out the front is tearing up his cement, crushed stone ground coverings.
Tried to tell when he first arrived NOT to dig below the surface of level with the road way out the front because his property was once, before being built on, a natural run-off channel for rain water to flow along.
Yup, I feel no shame....hahahahaha.....
Did he abandon his house unexpectedly. Missed a chapter or two in your saga. Lol
No, neighbourhood consensus is that he has probably gone on his regular annual walk-about Surf Expedition.