Yep, those filthy, infected with Christ Phychosis idiots!!!!!!

standard duality of thinking. Totally a "with us or against us" mentality.

No, I haven't run across this. I have been told I'm going to hell, so maybe I'll get to meet Him.

Only the most bigoted and judgmental of people would do that.

And when they assume that, I tell them I've been Satan's lover for centuries now. They usually go ahead and leave me alone then.

They equate not believing in their specific god to being evil. Satan = Evil.
They probably think we dance around fires chanting.
I don't think they understand that we don't believe in satan either. Why are we so mad at God? What happened to us that made us turn away from Him. We're going to burn in hell forever.

No, they usually think I’m an atheist. But the two are equally evil.