News Up-date re - Semi-Trailer Rollover 15 kilometres east of here.
The Driver escaped with only a few bruises BUT approx. 15 metric tonnes of Alcoholic Beverages have mysteriously vanished BEFORE the Authorities managed to arrive at the scene.
The local Office of the Roads and Maritime Authority have issued a warning to Motorist to be on ALERT when traveling through that area for inebriated livestock and native animals due to the large amounts of spillage.
I guess it won't be just the local humans suffering from hang-overs tomorrow, there may well be quite a few sheep, goats, 'roos, emus, etc, etc, as well...LOL.