Some old headlines, pulled from an anguished english book:
4-h girls win prizes for fat calfs
president clinton's problems are mounting
giant women's study short of volunteers
astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
broadcasters to look into plunging gowns
march planned for next august
breaking wind could cut costs
balls, balls, balls is all debutantes get
goose given to eisenhower
patient at death's door - doctors pull him through
marijuana issue sent to joint committee
There’s nothing quite as funny as schoolboy (and schoolgirl) howlers! ....for instance that old one....”watch the board and I’ll go through it!”