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Christianity is NOT a religion, I’m told. I suppose it’s just a RELATIONSHIP with a 2000 year old cosmic zombie who wants you to eat his flesh and drink his blood until, as an undead zombie yourself, you can join him somewhere up in the sky.

This is crazy bullshit, people!

DaveSchumacher 7 Apr 19
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Christianity is not a religion. It is a group name for the all the spin offs from Catholicism starting in 323AD, at the council of Nicea I believe, when the Greek Authodoxy started.
And no I'm not a religious nut case, I got this from studying history.

And by the way @DaveSchumacher it is all crazy bullshit, you should hear the reason why the church split in the first case πŸ™‚

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"This is crazy bullshit, people!"
Isn't that the actual deffinition of relgion?

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I kind of like how an atheist in a viedeo I watched referred to the bible as "The Goat Herders Guide To The Universe". I thought that really put the book into perspective.

Without giving my name away, Goat Herder is said to be the origin of my surname. And that fucking video has nicked the title of my autobiography!

@ipdg77 There are multiple books and movies with the same titles. From what I have read most writers tend to write the ook under a "working title" and then after htey are done, either they or their agenst or publisher decide a different titel woudl be better. My advice is just write and finish the book. Titles are easily changed.

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Technically Christianity, like all religions, started off as a cult, it only falls under the category of a religion due to its ceaseless ministry work and brutal, bloodthirsty conversion tactics. Also Jesus wouldn't be a zombie, he'd be classified a lich as he didn't have an affinity for eating other flesh, he possessed necromancy and sorcerous capabilities and was a human soul magically bound to a reanimated corpse.

Lich. Thanks for that. New definition and scrabble word. Cheers !

Technically he does encourage those he infects to eat and drink flesh and blood, so if that continues when they come back from the dead....?

@LenHazell53 Right, but a zombie infects through a bite or scratch, or is magically reanimated through voodoo or necromancy and usually don't have a mind of their own. Whereas a lich can infect others with dark magic and is fully sentient. ?

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