THE TWILIGHT ZONE:
Where was Rod Sterling when I needed him??
My experiences with the Church, would have made a few good episodes.
The speaking in tongues thing was totally out of control, (although I've been tempted to pull up to a McDonald's drive thru and order my food in tongues)??

The list of do's and don'ts were tremendous
The guilt trips were crazy ( getting an erection was a sin ) ain't that right Jimmy Carter?

Sexual frustration ran rampant, no kissing, no holding hands, which would all lead up to knocking of the boots.

Masturbation would send you straight to hell, so chokin of the ole chicken was forbidden.

Talk about entering a fifth dimension.

Unfortunately there are so many who are still bound by this foolishness and do not realize they have taken residence in a spiritual Twilight Zone