An Amish lady is driving her buggy into town, with her young son, when a policeman pulls her over. He walks up to the buggy and says, "Maam, Im not going to cite you, but your rear reflector is broken and should be fixed." The woman replies, "Why thank you officer, as soon as I get home, I'll tell my husband." Then, the officer adds, "Also maam, I noticed that one of your reigns is tied around your horse's testicles. Some people may interpret that as animal cruelty." The woman again thanks the officer and says that she will tell her husband.
When the woman arrives home, true to her word, she tells her husband, "A policeman stopped me and told me the buggy's rear reflector is broken." To which the husband responds, "I'll fix it immediately." The woman then adds, "He also said something is wrong with our emergency brake." Insert groan here.