Three old nuns died. When they got to heaven St Peter said to them" "Because you've all lived such virtuous lives you get to go back to Earth and live another lifetime as any woman in history, doing absolutely whatever you like. There will be no concept of sin. Who do you want to go back as?" The first nun said "I want to go back as Princess Diana. I'll get to hang around with rich people and sleep with dozens of men." "OK" said St Peter "Off you go!". The second nun said "I want to go back as Jackie Onassis. I'll be able to have one rich husband after another and be kept in luxury." "Right" said St Peter "Back you go!" The third nun said "I want to go back as Sara Pippelini." "Who the fuck is Sara Pippelini?" asked St Peter. "She's my heroine" said the nun "I've idolised her for years." "Well" said "St Peter "I've never heard of her." "But you must have" said the nun "She's really famous. I've kept this newspaper cutting about her for years". She reached into her pocket and brought out a yellowing, faded newspaper item with the headline "Sahara Pipeline Laid by 50,000 Arabs".