Leave clothing scattered about town. Fuck with them

I got news from New Zealand.
It didn't happen.

There is a rapture scheduled for June too! I wish they'd make up their minds. Lol

Ho hum. Another end of the world. It won't come on one day, silly. It will be a slow slide into extinction.

4/23/2018 12:50 am and all is well.

10 minutes. should I stay up?

So this means I can sleep in tomorrow?

Says it all really

Rapture confirmed! I called the nearest evangelical church. Nobody answered.

I too, hope with all my heart, that April 23rd will be the day that all Christians are taken away from this planet.

I hear you! I was just telling my daughter last night that I hoped it wouldn't be a fluke - I'd love to watch all the loonies ascending to the troposphere; maybe Earth would have a shot at some real progress once they're gone. Thought of buying up a bunch of old shoes and leaving them in pairs around town..... I don't know how many 'The Time Has Come!' dates are going to pass before these people wake up to reality...

I'm feeling really light on me feet today. ???

Wrong again!!!
Damn it!!!!

I think the imagineers are becoming used to the predictions not coming true. They don't seem to be getting as excited and agitated since a new rapture date comes around every year or two. The predictions don't even make mainstream news any more.

Help us Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope

There's a song by Tool that addresses "the end is near" with an emphatic sure do hope so... I could use a break! I'll have to play it in the car tomorrow with my windows down.

The day isn't over yet! It could still happen....

The second coming and rapture have been predicted soooooo many times! The earliest one about which I learned was a guy named William Miller predicting that jesus would arrive in October, 1844. It was a hard winter for his followers. Sigh. How times have (not) changed.

Are people not getting tired of making end-time predictions? I mean, they’ve been wrong literally 100% of time. If I were wrong every time, I would think that maybe my premise was flawed to begin with, but what do I know?

Christians have been making end time predictions for 2000 years. Maybe in another 2000 years they will finally give up on "No Show Jesus"

Twice, I must have heard this 5 X in the past 20 years. I think they want to cash in on donations before the big event that never ends up happening which was usually postphoned till next year.

So... What should I wear for the Rapture? Or should I just call in sick and maybe sleep through it?
Seems poetic that it's a Monday though.
Good luck.

I was a little disappointed that the "rapture" hadn't happen when I was on my morning walk.

Just another Monday morning here in Canada, people back to their workaday existence. Scotty forgot to beam the rest of them up. Oh well, best get to work.