On an uncle’s farm I used a fly-infested outhouse he had dug near the house.
Has anyone compared the old small-puddle indoor toilets with the newer big puddle toilets? When turds fall into big puddle toilets, they splash water onto my a-hole. To stay dry, I cover the puddle with layers of tp.
Yes, I know people who do this with all toilets, no matter of how good they are.