Now that IS what I would call a SHITTY thing to do.
According to a News report on the radio this a.m. some time last night in a small town north of where I live, at least 3 male persons broke into a Storage yard used by a number of local Haulage firms and stole a vehicle from the yard whilst the yard was in darkness as the township suffered a power failure last night.
The report states that Authorities are now searching for this very distinct vehicle and that anyone who sees, smells or BOTH should report the sight/scenting to Authorities as soon as possible since the stolen vehicle IS the ONLY licensed vehicle in the region that can and is used to Pump out and remove the contents of the Septic Tanks that are still in use around the town UNTIL the New Sewer System and Treatment Plant is completed probably some time in the next 2-3 months.
I guess those thieving little mongrels will TRULY find themselves to be in DEEP Shit when they get caught if not before when the smell gets around.
The real story this is based on one happen in 2019 in Knox County, Tennessee, six days later a guy named Barrett L. Sizemore was arrest for the theft.
Since then the story has been retold as having happen in England, USA, Australia, south Africa, Europe and the WEST Indies. It is almost always taken up and reported by local media as light relief.