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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!

JonnaBononna 7 Apr 17

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If he comes to America, he will starve to death. Of course he will just come back again.


That’s very very naughty!!!! 😊

That's the point πŸ˜‰


Then there is this😁

I wish

@Unity me TOO!!!!


I really like the memes that combine 2 holidays - Halloween and Easter - Fun! 🀣🀣🀣


Today we crucify pig meat, pretending it is Jeezus flesh, impaled with cloves,that represent the nails that held Jeezus to the cross. And pineapple slices, that represent Jeezus eyeballs. But how did the Great Bunny Rabbit get in this tale? And why is my ham staring at me?🀑πŸ€ͺπŸ™ƒπŸ‘½β˜ οΈπŸ˜½

Not to mention...PORK...and Jeebus was Jewbish...😳


That explains a lot about his most rabid followers.
But seriously, he was a lich, not a zombie. The evidence is all over. He used magic powers, often dabbling in necromancy, to eventually give himself immortality. (ok, maybe "seriously" was the wrong term here.)


How it all started..


At first he did not die for your sins. Jesus had a genealogy tracing that showed he was to be the real King of the Jews. It was concerning to people of the time. After he died they had to make something up pretty quickly to explain why he died.

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