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Oh shit and here was I thinking that I might a get few days of relative peace and quiet.
Decided to get the fire started early because,
a) the thermometer shows that it is just 16 degrees Celsius outside and my old and somewhat battered joints are aching from the cold air.
b) So, fire is up and running, I've made my self a nice fresh hot cup of coffee, got a few biscuits, cookies to you lot from across the big pond (LOL), and sitting here enjoy a rest after first stripping the bed then doing 2 basket loads of laundry and hanging them out this morning and then getting asked by the lady next door if would mind helping by changing the washer on a leaking faucet in her kitchen.
c) So, biscuits and coffee in hand, fire burning nicely, rooms warming up well, I decided to check my e-mails etc, etc.
Just get settled down and about 20 minutes later there's a knock on the front door, openn it up and there stands a Fireman in uniform who asks if my house is on fire as he has had a telephone report of excessive smoke coming from my property.
I show him that my wood burning heater/fire IS lit and the kind of fuel that it is burning, I show him where the chimney is and he notes the very faint amounts of smoke coming from it and that, in his opinion, the height of the chimney ABOVE the roof is excellent and easily allows for any smoke to dissipate long before reaching the ground, give my little fireplace the OKAY, apologises for disturbing and disrupting my day and as he departs says, " You can be even money that the person who made this ridiculous complaint will be hearing from me and will not be hearing the last of this"
Anyone care to hazard a guess where the false alarm call may have originated from perchance?.

Triphid 9 May 5
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Wow, sixteen Celsius, you are so lucky ! In the UK that counts as a heat wave, we can go for six months without the temp getting that high.

( I would guess the false alarm came from next door ?)

Now, now would a TRUE Christian and Evangelist allow himself to stoop so low? LOL.

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Oh, Mr. Payne. Please tell me why you insist on being such a pain, Mr. Payne.

As my Dad would say were he alive today, "Payne by name and Pain by nature."

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A guess? That's an easy one. lol

Betty Level 8 May 5, 2022
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Well I can 100% guaranty it was not me! But I can also make a guess, that I would be 100% sure of.

Me too.

I already guessed that much because you are across the Bog pond and NOT psychic as far as I can tell. LOL.
I'm kind of guess the the boss man from the Fire Brigade went to to the Fire Station to double check the number from which the call was made and will be in contact with whom ever he needs to be after that.

A weird thought just occurred to me, perhaps, JUST perhaps only btw, I should invite Evangelidiot in for a coffee sometime and see what the outcome there is, a kind of reverse therapy where he gets put on the spot, etc, etc, therefore he will be on the back-foot and be wondering what is on my mind, should give him a few restless nights and days and me some peace and quiet.

@Triphid No brainer there.

@Triphid Hospitality would just give him an excuse to be even more of a pest.

@Lilac-JadeCanada Ditto this way.

@Lilac-JadeCanada Yes I agree kind of BUT putting him on the back foot for a change may well end up either with me actually get a bit of peace and quiet or him actually waking up to himself, the latter being a bit of a very tall order though.

@Triphid I don't think he'll ever wake up.

@Lilac-JadeCanada As the old saying goes, " We can but live in hopes, even if we shall die in despair."

@Triphid In his case, just never hold your breath.

@Lilac-JadeCanada Never have and never will, would probably have a far, far better chance of flying, unaided to the moon in fact.

@Triphid Probably.

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