I went down the street to bay front hotel , private beach , nice restaurant bar / view , I just went for a bite and to look at water in peace . Absolutely no f desire to talk to anyone , and most of times I make sure this is written on my face
I had Diego boy w me , in my purse, as long as his feet don’t hit the ground , we are ok !( what feet ? . Diego w his 1.6 lbs and lizard short legs , I am sure the hotel has bigger rats than my boy , but ok . So I am sitting there , got a glass of wine and some fresh burrata w tomatoes , some shrimp and some beats , and I mind my own business. Fox News on the bar’s tv . No problem . The bay in front of me , I don’t have to look at this garbage .
On my left, big party of older , very white , and very bourgeoisie of Shore Drive women . W heavy make ups and heavy gold julery of any type u can imagine , crosses included ( thank u Jesus , won’t be a party w that f Jesus !), having orange crushes at 4 pm , and having a loud talk about abortions
No problem . Keep looking at the right marialena and feed Diego boy some mozzarella
The leader of their pack , went to extensive speech of how there are plenty of tax money for these food stamp lovers , they can have the baby instead of killing it , get free prenatal care through Medicaid , and how then can put the baby for adoption instead of killing a life
No problem . Keep drinking marialena . Fuck this. Not going to show my ass at the hotel literally down the street from my house . Years of thoughtful friends and mentors , years of self control , not going to have a temper explosion. I am stronger . I am better . I am older ! Breathe marialena , breathe .
One of them went to the bathroom . On her way back , she noticed Diego boy in my purse . Of course . “ Ohhhh , what a cutie ! What is it ? “
Well , wtf u think it is ma’am , an octopus? A bear ? Have u seen a tea cup Chihuahua b4 ? . But I played the game . Bet my self 50 cent . How long b4 she runs away when she hears the accent ?

Bingo !!!! Ding ding ding 🛎
“ where is your accent from “?
Italy . I am half Italian , half Greek .
“ oh u must certainly be upset w the abortion issue ! I know Italians are very respectful to the pope and their beliefs “
“ yes ma’am , they sure are “
The lady asked me if I have kids or planning to have kids . I looked her like , how drunk u must be lady ?
I said , “ well ma’am , I ll be 52 yr old this October , I am also single . It will take a blind or drunk angel and a very powerful one to create that miracle “
She went on to tell me that been single is ok and that u never know, and that she is certain god has a plan and I will meet a great guy . And “ look at me . Twice a widow and married again the last 5 yrs on my seventies “ . That’s great . Check pls . Not fast enough .
She asked me , “ so what do u think Virginia will do , I hope we ban the work of the devil here . All these young whores ( yep . Called young girls whores ), if they can’t handle pregnancy and motherhood , then they can stop spreading their legs “
And there my friends is where I lost my class and I chosen ass . U know , I looked around , nobody really knows me , my hospital is 26 miles away . Double checked my self , yep , not in scrubs . Free !

I looked her and her friends , told her, well ma’am , u are 77 u said , and u still haven’t closed your legs . Y u expect young women to do ? And what exactly is your problem , that they are young or that they are “ whores “.
She started saying something , I cut her off , I told her “ listen clown , nobody gives a flying fuck what u think about women , babies , sex , abortions . At least not this bitch here . Have your little drink , praise your Jesus , hide your secrets , and worry less about other peoples vaginas and money and abortions and adoptions . And pls die . Preferably at your house . Do not go to the hospital . God gives life , and god takes it away , right ? Well stay the fuck home when your x comes , and let Jesus do his f job . He is kinda late, I can tell , but hey , he is coming !!!

She showered me w everything u can imagine , and I was signing my bill while she was spitting fire , I thought she gonna lose dentures and all , and then , the great xtian , she pushed my left arm and try to tell me that she is well known here and she will make sure I will never be aloud to go back . Guys , those of u who are here long enough to know Diego boy stories , then u can imagine what happen next
Yes . Exactly . Rat boy jumped out and on the bar stool , and hot his teeth out , and let me tell u , I ve spend 2 tours in Africa / volunteer and I seen lions , angry lions . I rather deal w lion than dealing w angry Diego
I think she shit her pants , and Diego boy did nothing than staring at her and growling at her
Go Diego go, go Diego go
( Diego Is a sweetheart , until , anyone touches me or threatens me in any way that he can perceive as threat . )
I got my son and we left . Looking back now , I should had keep my mouth shut . Ruined my meal and my view . Temper 1- marialena 0 . But looking at my skeletons in my closet , I f swear to gods that I don’t believe , I can hear my dad laughing , I can see his face the ways I remember him , eyebrows raised and all , “ that’s my marialena “.
Here is Diego boy ♥️