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I went down the street to bay front hotel , private beach , nice restaurant bar / view , I just went for a bite and to look at water in peace . Absolutely no f desire to talk to anyone , and most of times I make sure this is written on my face πŸ™ŒβœŒπŸ»
I had Diego boy w me , in my purse, as long as his feet don’t hit the ground , we are ok !( what feet ? πŸ˜‚πŸ™„ . Diego w his 1.6 lbs and lizard short legs , I am sure the hotel has bigger rats than my boy , but ok . So I am sitting there , got a glass of wine and some fresh burrata w tomatoes , some shrimp and some beats , and I mind my own business. Fox News on the bar’s tv . No problem . The bay in front of me , I don’t have to look at this garbage .🀒
On my left, big party of older , very white , and very bourgeoisie of Shore Drive πŸ™„ women . W heavy make ups and heavy gold julery of any type u can imagine , crosses included ( thank u Jesus , won’t be a party w that f Jesus !), having orange crushes at 4 pm , and having a loud talk about abortions πŸ˜‘πŸ™„
No problem . Keep looking at the right marialena and feed Diego boy some mozzarella ✌🏻
The leader of their pack , went to extensive speech of how there are plenty of tax money for these food stamp lovers , they can have the baby instead of killing it , get free prenatal care through Medicaid , and how then can put the baby for adoption instead of killing a life πŸ™„πŸ˜‘
No problem . Keep drinking marialena . ✌🏻Fuck this. Not going to show my ass at the hotel literally down the street from my house . Years of thoughtful friends and mentors , years of self control , not going to have a temper explosion. πŸ’ͺI am stronger .πŸ’ͺ I am better πŸ’ͺ. I am older ! Breathe marialena , breathe .πŸ™Œ
One of them went to the bathroom . On her way back , she noticed Diego boy in my purse . Of course . β€œ Ohhhh , what a cutie ! What is it ? β€œ
Well , wtf u think it is ma’am , an octopus? A bear ? Have u seen a tea cup Chihuahua b4 ? πŸ™„. But I played the game . Bet my self 50 cent . How long b4 she runs away when she hears the accent ?πŸ˜‚

Bingo !!!! Ding ding ding πŸ›Ž
β€œ where is your accent from β€œ?
Italy . I am half Italian , half Greek .
β€œ oh u must certainly be upset w the abortion issue ! I know Italians are very respectful to the pope and their beliefs β€œ
β€œ yes ma’am , they sure are β€œβœŒπŸ»
The lady asked me if I have kids or planning to have kids . I looked her like , how drunk u must be lady ? πŸ™„
I said , β€œ well ma’am , I ll be 52 yr old this October , I am also single . It will take a blind or drunk angel and a very powerful one to create that miracle β€œ
She went on to tell me that been single is ok and that u never know, and that she is certain god has a plan and I will meet a great guy . And β€œ look at me . Twice a widow and married again the last 5 yrs on my seventies β€œ . That’s great . Check pls . Not fast enough . πŸ™„
She asked me , β€œ so what do u think Virginia will do , I hope we ban the work of the devil here . All these young whores ( yep . Called young girls whores 😑🀒), if they can’t handle pregnancy and motherhood , then they can stop spreading their legs β€œ
And there my friends is where I lost my class and I chosen ass πŸ’ƒπŸ€‘βœŒπŸ»πŸ™Œ. U know , I looked around , nobody really knows me , my hospital is 26 miles away . Double checked my self , yep , not in scrubs . Free ! πŸ™Œ

I looked her and her friends , told her, well ma’am , u are 77 u said , and u still haven’t closed your legs . Y u expect young women to do ? And what exactly is your problem , that they are young or that they are β€œ whores β€œ.
She started saying something , I cut her off , I told her β€œ listen clown , nobody gives a flying fuck what u think about women , babies , sex , abortions . At least not this bitch here . Have your little drink , praise your Jesus , hide your secrets , and worry less about other peoples vaginas and money and abortions and adoptions . And pls die . Preferably at your house . Do not go to the hospital . God gives life , and god takes it away , right ? Well stay the fuck home when your x comes , and let Jesus do his f job . He is kinda late, I can tell , but hey , he is coming !!! πŸ™Œ

She showered me w everything u can imagine , and I was signing my bill while she was spitting fire , I thought she gonna lose dentures and all , and then , the great xtian , she pushed my left arm and try to tell me that she is well known here and she will make sure I will never be aloud to go back . Guys , those of u who are here long enough to know Diego boy stories , then u can imagine what happen next πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡
Yes . Exactly . Rat boy jumped out and on the bar stool , and hot his teeth out , and let me tell u , I ve spend 2 tours in Africa / volunteer and I seen lions , angry lions . I rather deal w lion than dealing w angry Diego πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I think she shit her pants , and Diego boy did nothing than staring at her and growling at her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Go Diego go, go Diego go πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
( Diego Is a sweetheart , until , anyone touches me or threatens me in any way that he can perceive as threat . )
I got my son and we left . Looking back now , I should had keep my mouth shut . Ruined my meal and my view . Temper 1- marialena 0 . But looking at my skeletons in my closet , I f swear to gods that I don’t believe , I can hear my dad laughing , I can see his face the ways I remember him , eyebrows raised and all , β€œ that’s my marialena β€œ.
Here is Diego boy β™₯️

Pralina1 9 May 16
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You tried your best! It’s good to have a body guard, saved you having to punch her in the nose and have her and her bitch posse swear you hit her first!
What a pain when you can’t even enjoy a relaxing afternoon at the shoreline without Fox News cretins spoiling your peaceful day!
Be well and always keep your pocket pooch handy! πŸ‘πŸ˜

Yes , what a waste ! They are everywhere and they are exited about abortion banning . That’s ok . I am everywhere too and Diego is still young !πŸ˜‚

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You go girl......

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πŸ€—πŸ€©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ πŸ˜ˆRan the gamut of emojis on that story! Those old jeebus bitches sure get a mouth on 'em when they get in high dudgeon. I've had my run ins with them also.
Glad you had Diego for back up. What a pair of Super Heroes!! β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ

I love u !!πŸ˜‚β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

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Diego boy knows a snake when he sees one.

Your restraint is amazing but your mouth is much better.

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You go girl ! πŸ™‚

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I am so proud of you - you held it together waaaaaay longer than I would have. It would have been really hard for me to not pretend to put some kind of satanic curse on her and her family - those morons are all soooooo superstitious. And this is why I drink at home. hahaha πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

I tried Vera , I tried . And u are right , I rather stay home . Forever !

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That how you do them, rip them a new one..and Go Diego!..

Yes , the most I think of it , no regrets !!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I like stories about heroic dogs because they are awesome. Sorry it had to come at the expense of your relaxing evening.

Diego boy is so chilling normally , so quite , like a mouse in the house . But man . Time after time , I had realized that he has more heart than a bear or a lion , if he does not like someone , particularly the ways that someone talks or touches me , it’s game .

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You were probably nicer to that old bitch than she deserved.

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Amazing how the christian principles go down the water when a snooty old bitch's pride is hurt, isn't it?
Good for you gf! Yes you lost for your temper, but she sure gotten shaken up a bit. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Good boy Diego!

Thank u sweetie β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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So glad you had your little Lion Diego with you!😍 You have more guts than most men I know lady. I’m so proud of you for telling that old bitch off. 😘

Thank u Rhonda ! I am sure she is still talking about in her circle and she will talking about it for a week . That makes me happy πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

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I wish l had been there. 😁

Me too so I could watch. πŸ˜‰

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