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Apparently, Jesus is some kind of weird medical groupie.

Xians look at a meme like this (minus the text) and find it to be a comforting depiction of the love Jesus has for mankind. I look at it and think "Doesn't Jesus have anything better to do with his time than watch me get a bowel resection, or my gall bladder removed?"

Sgt_Spanky 8 July 23
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Haha

proboy Level 3 July 24, 2022
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It's a nice delusion to think your best friend has your back 24/7. And when the heavy drugs kick in and you see a white tunnel your moving towards. Then you are woken up by a hospital priest, trying to save your soul. Sorry man, I got my own plans, that should make JC laugh.

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That is a pretty trendy hairdo, for 1980. He probably helped out on the set of "Dirty Dancing".

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As an American Christian, I find these depictions of Jesus offensive on many levels. A grotesque misinterpretation of the myth.

Yes, so 'out of context' , ... LOL

Well you at least acknowledge he’s a myth and not real! 😊

@Buck His reality is unimportant unless one believes in supernatural hoo ha. I'm way too old for fairy tales.

In one breath you state you’re a christian, in the next breath you state you’re too old for fairy tales?! 🤨

@Buck I'm an ignostic Episcopalion, I'm not sure what point you're trying to make?

No worries, the point was clearly made wether you got it or not, carry on….

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Jesus is a voyeur. Close your blinds at night

Oh, he's right there in the room watching you and probably touching himself.

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Amen!!🙏🏼

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I look at things like this and see how stupid people think they can do nothing unless Jesus is guiding them. He helps the doctors operate so why did they need training? Jesus even wakes you up in the mornings. It's all terrible! I watched a movie just today where a man and woman were remembering the fear that their parents might die overnight as everyone slept. I'm serious. Where do people get all these fears and how stupid do they want to become just to glorify an invisible Jesus?

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So that's where Jesus was when my ex was cheating on me.

He was watching them do it and not telling you. Happened to me too,

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It looks like he is picking people's pockets.

What other scenarios does Jesus just stand around watching people: taking a shower, getting a colonoscopy, drowning, the guy's a glorified peeper.

@Sgt_Spanky Thanks. I was just about to take a shower. lol.

@MyTVC15 Jesus will be there...watching.

On a side note, one of my favorite Bowie songs. Love the ragtime piano.

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Also, if Jesus is so worried about the guy on the operating table, can't he just snap his fingers and miracle his recovery? What does he need doctors for, he's magic, ain't he?

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