"This 1970s Marine Ad Tells 30 Lies in 30 Seconds, and It’s Amazing - Coffee or Die Magazine" [coffeeordie.com]
Yeah, they tell folks that shit and in typical fashion they do the exact opposite. The armed services are great for some folks. As for me I never subscribed to the chance to be shipped off to fight a rich mans war. If it came down to defending my country from an invasion force then I would glady defend it. Other than that I prefer a much more peaceful existence.