The following is a corny joke about the Pope.

The pope is in the popemobile and they're driving around LA. And the pope says "hey let me drive." The driver is helpless and agrees, so they switch places. The pope starts speeding and is pulled over right away. The cop goes to the window and it rolls down to to reveal Pope Francis. "Oh! I'm terribly sorry," says the cop. "Carry on."
The cop gets back in the cruiser and his partner says "who was that? The mayor?"
"No. More important."
"The president?"
"No. More important."
"Who's more important than the President?!"
"I don't KNOW but his DRIVER was the FUCKING POPE!!"