Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Lying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I know. I'm an idiot. I've never heard of a budgie. I assume it's some kind of bird.
barjoe
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Mar 19, 2023
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budgerigar (/ˈbʌdʒərɪˌɡɑːr, -əriː-/ BUJ-ər-ih-gar, -ə-ree-;[3] Melopsittacus undulatus), also known as the common parakeet, shell parakeet or budgie, is a small, long-tailed, seed-eating parrot. (/ˈbʌdʒi/ BUJ-ee),[3][4] or in American English, the parakeet. Budgies are the only species in the genus Melopsittacus. Naturally, the species is green and yellow with black, scalloped markings on the nape, back, and wings.[5] Budgies are bred in captivity with colouring of blues, whites, yellows, greys, and even with small crests
@Lilac-JadeCanada I guess if the punch line were "parakeet jumping" the joke wouldn't work.
@barjoe Nope.
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