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Mysterious Paper Lemon!
So I'm sitting in my class room. The teacher handing back our marked opinion pieces. He gives me mine and tells me that I didn't give my opinion on the Catholic churches involvement in the death penalty... Even though I explained that it was an opinion piece and he asked for MY opinion in regards to the churches involvement and I clearly stated a separation of church and state is what I think is right...
But I digress,
I'm flipping through his remarks, which are all the same typical jargin his remarks are about how I need to include more about God in my opinion pieces; when the weirdest fucking thing happened!
I found, tucked in between some of the sheets of my opinion piece, a big, yellow, paper lemon!
So I raised my hand and asked where it came from and my teacher responds with,
"I don't know. Wasn't me." And shrugs casually.
Now I'm curious! Is it a message? Who put it there? Why!? I want answers!

Khataphract 5 May 2
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He did it but did not want to admit it in front of others. Or his wife, or kid, did it.

But what does it mean! I know I'm a shit disturber and I ask him questions that stump him a lot, but what the fuck does doing that do!? Other than confuse an entire class of people?

@Cha lemon - - -lemonade. ???

@Jacar I don't know...

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I am so going to do this to my students giggles

I'm so confused! He didn't know where it came from and everyone thought it was hilarious! But I wanna know who put it there!

@Cha Probably one of his own children. Or a staff room prank 😉

@Amisja But I'm a student! I haven't done anything too annoying, I mean I ask them hard questions but that's it!

@Amisja But I'm a student! I haven't done anything too annoying, I mean I ask them hard questions but that's it!

@Cha its a token of esteem

@Amisja how so?

@Cha I don't know...made it up 😉

@Amisja I'm not a teacher though, I'm a student

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It was aliens.

Must have been! Only logical explanation

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