Getting awfully invasive about everything these days.

If you can't get your butt into one seat then yes maybe you need to pay for two. But weighing people first, airlines know what the averages are and if their margins are that tight they'll probably run out of fuel mid-air anyway.
To the person in the lead article, 'Fat Cunt' is a universal way of getting a reaction from the English speaking world, when appropriately used it's a winner every time

Some may say if someone is double the weight than average and takes up 2 seats, maybe they should pay double the price. Personally I find the overreaching green passports and carbon taxe is more of a scam. When actually society has an abundance, wail leading people to believe there is a scaricity of everything. That is controlled by corperationism. Since most people in the Americas are obese, make bigger seats. They limiteizing cars and fight to cattle people into 15 minutes cities to limit our freedom and human rights. It would be nice if Governments educated people on healthy food and exercise, but they are not interested in that