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A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

“What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, “Isn’t this a Westinghouse?”

“Um, yes,” the man replies. “It is."

“Well then,” the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, “I am twying to west.”

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Feb 16
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When I was a kid, ice men driving trucks delivered blocks of ice to homes.

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Miss your dad jokes.

Lot's over on the cheesy joke group.

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