Oral Traditions In Abrahamic Religions.

Biblical scholars are familiar with the role that oral tradition plays in religion and even neophytes appreciate the dualism inherent in pushing rapidly against the inside of one side of one's mouth.

The pseudepigrapha of such notable gnostic bibliographers as Peter, Mary and Thomas are excluded, making todays texts the agnostic bible. Ergo and ipse dixit many slips of the tongue, chinese whispers and misheard mondegreens have been attributed to his lordship.

1. Jesus swept while Lazarus lay dead but risible, is but one ancient text translation.

2. Walking on water was an early swimming stroke similar to dog paddle which is why they were called Canaanites.

3. Jesus, a renowned fisher of men, was adroit in legerdemain, prestidigitation and escamotage which when combined with all manna of heaven knows what, completely explicates the feeding of the five thousand.

If you are aware of other garbulled stories then please share your knowledge.