Maybe you should have asked her for her phone number....

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I looked at her like she was turning me on and that alone made her stop! She thought she was going to offend me, please girl, I've had some very weird moments in my life! I should have asked her for her number on top of all that!

@michelle666gar Just think of the other things you should have said loudly while being frisked....

1. Could you tickle my left nipple a bit more please?...

2. The clit is a bit lower and to the right.... there you got it...

I guarantee it would have been the single weirdest moment in her life...

@Lizard_of_Ahaz That bitch was trying to make me uncomfortable but I reversed it!

@michelle666gar My advice is to always make things as weird as possible for someone like that...

I did it to a cop who was about to search me once for no rational reason. He asked if I had any guns, knives , or weapons on me so I asked him (dead pan of course) if nuclear weapons counted and his partner started cracking up... So he told me to just get the fuck out of there.

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Gotta be careful with cops, they're trigger happy nowadays!

@michelle666gar Ask a stupid question expect to get a smartass answer....

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