I've been getting so many money-grubbing ads online about how to cash in on religion it's fucking crazy. The people who make them barely even try to pretend that religion, for them, is anything other than a sweet hustle they've found. I speak as an atheist, but if we're going to celebrate events in the life of Jesus, I'd say the one most worthy of celebration would be the time he overturned the money-changers' tables. Either that or the time he rejected the offer of earthly power.